Dosti Shayari

Kabhi kabhi in ankho main nami se hoti hai

Kabhi kabhi in honto pe hansi si hoti hai

Ae dost woh tumhi ho jisse meri zindgi,

zindgi si hoti haiMann me apke har baat rahegi,

Basti chhoti hai magar aabaad rahegi,

Chahe hum bhulade zamane ko,

Magar aapki ye pyari si dosti hamesha yaad rahegi…

D- DASTAK BHI NA DE.

O- OR APNA BANA LE.

S- SARI JINDEGI JO SATH DE.

T- TAKDIR JO SAWAAR DE.

I- ISI RISTYE KO DOSTI KEHTE HAI.

Many people will walk in and out of your life.

But only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.

Funny Shayari

6?-6.2? jis ki height ho,
jeans dheeli magar body tight ho.
biwi ka har nakhra uthaye,
itna mizaaj us ka light ho.
HUSBAND AISA APNA BRIGHT HO……..
uff tak na kare itna quite ho,
dinner banaye wo jab bhi romantic night ho.
shopping ker k jab bhi aaoon,bolay,
”tum kitni nice ho”.HUSBAND AISA APNA BRIGHT HO…….
hamesha jo haar maan jaye,jab bhi kabhi fight ho.
saas sasur se agar karoon koi baat,
bole begum tum hi bus right ho.
HUSBAND AISA APNA BRIGHT HO…….

Hindi Sms

FACE KE AP KE GAJAB KI SMILE HAI,
SUNA HAI AP KE PAS EK MOBILE HAI,
AUR USKE INBOX ME MASGE KI MOTI SI FILE HAI,
PHIR BHI SMS NAHI KARTE EH KAUN SA STYLE HAI.


JA RAHA HAI MERA SMS JANE KYA GUL KHILAEGA,
PYAR SE PADHA JAEGA YA
UNHI DELETE KAR DYA JAEGA NA
HO DELETE TO MITHA SA JAWA ZAROOR AEGA.

Love Shayari

Ek pal mein ek saadi ka maaza hum se poochiye
Do din ki zindagi ka maaza hum se poochiye
Bhoole hai rafta rafta unhe muddataoo mein hum
Khistoy mein khud kushi ka maaza hum se poochiye
Aghaaz aashiqui ka maaza aap jaane
Anjaam aashiqui ka maaza hum se poochiye
Hasne ka shouk hum ko bhi tha aap ki tarah
Haase agar haasi ka maaza hum se poochiye
Woh jaan hi gaye ke haame unse pyaar hai
Aankkhon ki maqbari ka maaza hum se poochiye
Jalte diyo mein jalte gharoo jaisi zooh kaha
Sarkari roshini ka maaza hum se poochiye
Hum to toba karke mar gaye qabal ajal khumaar
Touheen meh kaashi ka maaza hum se poochiye

Hindi Shayri

Apni Aakhon Ke Samunder Main Utar Jaane De
Tera Mujrim Hoon, Mujhe Dub Ke Mar Jaane De
Zakham Kitne Teri Chaahat Se Mile Hain
MujhkoSonchta Hoon Kahoon Tujhse, Magar Jaane De

Aarzoo jhooth hai,
Aarzoo ka fareb khana nahi ..
Khush jo rahna ho zindagi me tumhe..
Dil kabhi kisi se lagana nahi.

Ek pal mein jo aakar gujar jaayeYeh
hawa ka woh jhoka hai ..aur kuch nahi
Pyar kahti hai duniya jise,
Ek rangeen dhokha hai .. Aur kuch nahi

Asmaan bhi baras raha hai,
Mere Ashko se takra raha hai
,Kisme hai jor jyada shayad yeh dekh raha hai,
Barsaat to phir bhi ruk jayegi,
Mere Ashko ka koi anth nahi,
Dil me hai dard itne jiska koi hisaab nahi.

Santa Banta Jokes

Teacher: what is d diffrence btween landline & mobile?

Santa again at his best: Landline ka number hum ungli se dial karte
hai or mobile ka anguthe se !

Banta: Y did u buy ur wife a huge diamond ring for her B’day? I
thought she wanted a car.
Santa: She did, but where in the world was I going to find a fake car?

Santa was riding on a horse. He jumped the red light & a cop whistles.

Santa lifts the tail of horse & says: ‘Le Karle Number Note’

Santa suffering from cold was shivering. His son called a doc.
Doc: wht happened?
Son: Bimari da ta pata nahun par baapu saver da VIBRATION mode te lagaya
hai .


A man to Santa: Ur friend is kissing ur wife in ur home.
Santa rushes home and came back within half an hour n slapped the man n
said : He’s not my friend.

Santa goes to buy a underwear… On choosing one he asks: How much for
this?
Shopkeeper: Rs 500
Santa: Arey bhai daily waer dikhaao, Party wear nahin chahiye.

Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Santa: Tipu’s skeleton.
Tourist: Whose that smaller skeleton next to it?
Santa: That was Tipu’s skeleton when he was child

Gal to Banta: Kya shaadi k baad bi tum muje itna pyar karoge?
Banta: Kyon nahin? Mein to diwana hoon shadi-shuda aurton ka.

While walking in the highlands Santa fell down a deep hole.
Banta: R u ok?
Santa: Yeah!
Banta: Did u break anything?
Santa: No, there’s nothing down here

Careful Aashiq

Aur bhi cheezain bahut see lut chuki hain dil ke saath
Ye bataya dooston ne ishq furmane ke baad;
Is liye kamre ki ek ek cheez “check” karta hoon main
“Ek tere aane se pehle, ek tere jaane ke baad”

Still to be a Aashiq

Khidki khuli zulfein bikhri
Dilne kaha dildar nikla
Par hai re meri footi kismat
Nahaya hua santa nikla

Innocent Aashiq

Maine tujhe dekha
Dekhta raha,
Dekhta hi gaya……..
Phir mujhe chashma lag gaya

Kanjoos Ashiq

Kar diya izhare-ishq hamne mobile par,
laakh rupaye ki bat thi,
do rupaye main ho gayee (wah wah……… )

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One day sardarji was sitting in his office

One day sardarji was sitting in his office on the thirteenth floor of a
building when a man came running in to his office and shouted "Santa singh
your daughter Preeto just died in an accident" ....... since Sardarji was in panic.
Not knowing what to do he jumped from his office window while comming down when he was near the
tenth floor he remembered he didn't have a daughter named Preeto.

when he was near the fifth floor he remembered he was not married.

Ek Sharabi

"EK SHARABI SHARAAB PII KAR RAASTE SE
GUZAR RAHA THA" BAHUT NASHEY MEIN THA
ACHANAK EK PANDIT[BABA] SE TAKRA GAYA
PANDIT NE USSE KAHA MEIN TUJHEY SHRAAP
DETA HON""SHARAABI BOLA"EK MIN...
BABA MAIN GLASS LEY AAON"

Kasur

Khwabo me aana ye unka kasur tha,
unse dil lagana ye hamara kasur tha,
wo aye the zindagi mein do pal l liye,
unko zindagi samaj lena ye hamara kasur tha.

Andaz

Tum Dur Ho magar Ye,
Ahsas Hota He,
Koi  Hai hai  Jo Har Pal Dil k  paas Hota He.
Yaad to  sabki Aati He,
Magar Apki  Yaad ka Andaz kuch  khas Hota He.

FINGER

Fingers  10
Planets   09
Corners  08
Wonders 07
Senses     06
Oceans    05
Options   04
Seasons   03
Eyse        02

***WONDERFUL PERSON ONLY 1 ****

Naam Liya Hota

Ye Arzu Thi Ke Aisa bhi kuch hua hota,
Meri kami ne use bhi rula diya hota,
main laut aya us ek lamhe me,
magar us ke labon ne mera naam to liya hota.

Happy Holi

Na Juban Se,
Nanigaho Se,
Na dimag Se,
Na rango Se,
Na Greeting Se,
Na Gifts Se,
***AAp Ko***
"""HAPPY HOLI""""
Direct ***DIL SE***

Mera SMS

Duniya me 3 Inshan Khush Hote Hai...
Ek Jise Saccha "Pyar " Milta Hai...
Dusra Jise Achha "Yaar" Milta Hai...
Tisra Jise "MERA SMS " Baar Baar milta Hai...

Little Johny and Teacher

Teacher asked her class: "If there are five birds(flying kind) on the fence and you shoot one of them, how many birds are left?"

Little Johnny answers: "None are left, they all fly away at the sound of the first shot."

Teacher: "No actually four are left but I like the way you think."

Little Johnny: "Teacher, can I ask you a question?"

Teacher: "Yes, you may"

Little Johnny: "There are three women sitting on a bench eating icecream. One is gently licking the side of her triple scoope cone, the second has gobbled the top of the icecream and is now sucking what's left out of the cone and the third is just takng huge bites out of the ice cream. Which one is married?"

Teacher blushes red in embarrassment but decides to answer: "Well, I guess it would be the one that gobbled the top of the ice cream and and is sucking what is left out of the cone."

Little Johnny: "No actually the married woman is the one with the wedding ring on but I like the way you think"

Some Shayaris

Dil ki Awaz se nagme badal Jate hai,
sath na De to apne Badal Jate hai, palke
bhi jara sambhal ke jhapkna kyoki
Palke Jhapkne se Aksar sapne Badal Jate hai.

Na intzaar hai na ikraar hai,
na aapse milne ko ab mera dil be-kraar hai,
phir bhi dil se na jaane kyon yeh aawaz aati hai,
wo tumhi ho jinki aankon aur baaton mei
ek sachchi dosti ka khumar hai.

Mohabbat ka imtihaan aasaan nahi.
Pyar sirf paane ka naam nahi.
Muddat beet jati hai kisi ke intezar me.
Yeh sirf ek pal do pal ka kaam nahi

Aap ke Jaanisaar.Hum bhi hai.
Aashiq-e-Dil figaar,Hum bhi hai.
Dard kahta hai.Mujhse tanhaiyo me
Tum na ghabrao.Yaar saath hum bhi hai

Maha Shivratri SMS Collection

Maha Shivratri ke is pawan parv par
safalta ka damru sadev aap ke liye bajta rahe.


SHIV ki jyoti se noor milta hai,
sabke dilon ko surur milta hai,
jo bhi jaata hai BHOLEY ke dwaar,
kuch na kuch zarror milta hai
"Jai Bhole Baba Ki"
Happy Mahashivratri 2009



Shiv ki shakti, shiv ki bhakti, khushi ki bahar mile, Mahadev ki kripa se aapko zindgi ke her kadam per safalta mile. Happy Maha Shivratri.

JAI SHIV SHANKAR BHOLENATH!!!

Bless us with the happy & peaceful life with noble wisdom.

May there be peace in every home!!!

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